back from the dead!

I realized I haven’t posted anything on this blog for almost 5 months and I can just imagine the pain and suffering that my plethora of readers have been going through over that period of time. Thankfully, I’ve decided to start posting on this shiznit again, if only to make sure that I can stay in touch with my mastery of the English language instead of slipping into a lifestyle where the only languages I can write in are interpreted by programming language compilers.

So let’s see, what has happened over the last few months? My last post had to do with the NBA playoffs. Sadly (or fortunately, for the aforementioned plethora of readers) it appears that there will not be an NBA season this year–or at least a severely shortened one if the players and the league can finally figure things out. I haven’t really followed the conflict at all because I have no interest in the business aspects of basketball. As a slightly-more-than-casual fan, I’m just hoping that the two remaining relevant jerseys of the three I purchased last year don’t suddenly become throwaways.

RAIN RAIN, COME BACK, GO AWAY ANOTHER SUMMER

Rain. Oh right, that’s been the story of the last few months. Or lack thereof, more accurately. It is possible that the cessation of rainfall in Texas directly coincided with when I stopped posting on this website. If there is indeed a carnal connection between my writing and the cloud patterns, then I apologize profusely to all the affected plantlife, who have no doubt buried a lot of their close ones over this drought. There was a pun intended there, even though it was a particularly poor pun. The alliteration in that previous sentence was also intended.

WORKING LIKE A DAWG

The last few months have also seen me become an absolute YouTube sensation. I posted my first ever YT video of myself in a vulnerable situation–playing guitar and attempting to sing–a day after my last blog entry. Since I’m an absolute attention whore at this point in my life, here’s a link to that video:

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In the ensuing 5 months, I have put up no less than 34 more acoustic covers, covering genres as widespread as pop, hip hop and alternative rock with artists spanning from Britney Spears to Coldplay to Childish Gambino. My channel now has amassed a massive number of views–4,111 at last count. However, I’m not letting the success get to my head and will continue posting amazing musical renditions on the interwebs. My 4 subscribers should not be worried.

Oh, in unrelated news, I also celebrated 2 years at my job. Yeah, time is flying.

WHAT’S COMING UP??

I cannot believe it is almost 2012. Isn’t the world supposed to end or something?

Anyways, I’m hoping to make this blog slightly more active. I’m hoping to add lots of photos of food, since I have enjoyed cooking again. And hopefully some recipes for those of you who have no regard for your digestive system. I also want to use this as a place to freewrite. So watch out for some totally disconnected and confused posts that don’t make any sense whatsoever. I’m hoping I’ll stumble upon my bestseller in this way. Or, one day, when I’m famous, someone will come up with the idea of collating these posts into a book and selling it with my smiling mug on the cover.

Oh, I’m also planning to design my own WP theme because this has too much going on.

Cheerios.

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